Disenchanted with the double-banger, rubbery vibrators the local sex shop has on offer?
Looking for something a little less obvious and easy to carry in your purse for all of those wanting times of the day or night?
Marketed in Japan as a "hand massager", this relaxing little gadget is for kids who are just too wrung out with the worries of the world.
"With kitty you can get relief and power... pocket sized so you can feel good anytime, anywhere," its packaging states.
Concealed by the pin-up kitten for Japanese brand Hello Kitty, it is removed to reveal a pale pink shiny vibrating dome measuring at 8cms.
Not only discreet, it goes the distance - once turned on it whirs away at a rate so fast it makes sweaty palms numb. But be wary, the Hello Kitty hand massager comes with a warning that states, "If used in a really hot area or if hands are wet its efficiency decreases".
We have had an unprecedented number of enquiries about the Hello Kitty Hand Massager, but as far as we know they are unfortunately no longer available.
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